- Mon, 12:04 – RT @krinndnz: it fucks me up that clickhole wrote one of the best single-paragraph horror stories I've seen https://t.co/zfi1tMPfvV
- Thu, 09:05 – RT @rahaeli: If you have never read Dog vs Sweet Potato, go read now. Put drinks down first. https://t.co/tHthqFK3Hc
- Fri, 08:51 – RT @itsboyschapter: We've been playing 'em wrong this entire time. https://t.co/AdzdBrLFp8
- Sat, 00:16 – RT @ABC: Final Friday the 13th journey for Flight 666 to HEL. https://t.co/2ZGs196jU5 https://t.co/bvFsAOGY4m
- Sat, 22:48 – Students just skipped four plot-critical pages of "Arsenic & Old Lace." Scrambling to figure out where to insert dialogue.
- Sat, 23:44 – It's okay. They managed to shoehorn three pages of that into Act 2. Audience definitely needed the info. in reply to hjhotchkiss
- Tue, 01:08 – RT @RosemaryMosco: I've been seeing this whales poster by Uko Gorter going around. I wanted to point something out. https://t.co/v8HyIgsAgX…
- Tue, 01:11 – RT @catesish: well that's enough internet for today https://t.co/ft1V7lm6wE
- Tue, 01:15 – @RomanZenka @ksonney Instead of chunk pineapple & ham try crushed pineapple & salami. You still get the sweet & sav… https://t.co/TQMC9qsnQG in reply to RomanZenka
- Tue, 20:48 – RT @UrsulaV: Turned on the heat finally, and the house smells like scorched dust. Which is a strange smell to find cozy, but there you are.
- Wed, 00:07 – RT @yeblod: this is a contender for best pun ever https://t.co/yG3C8kIEcN
- Sat, 03:40 – RT @edgette22: .@KFC follows 11 people.
Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.
11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process…
- Sat, 16:05 – RT @iAmAugustine_: 2 days ago, I named my WiFi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".😥 https://t.co/8Al… - Sat, 16:13 – RT @stavvers: English: actually several languages stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat. https://t.co/m8StniByxN
- Sun, 01:53 – This whole thread is made of gold. https://t.co/JFweWi7edb
- Sun, 13:12 – RT @KermitTheFrog: I still don't have my Halloween costume. I thought of going as a chameleon but then I'd really blend in with so many ord…
- Sun, 13:23 – RT @OtherMichael: There was a leak in the roof. The platform WAS very #wett. https://t.co/ajGzw2NcDU https://t.co/avFEmIqrIB
- Tue, 01:26 – RT @econnaturalist: Generally better to be good, but it's undeniably good to be lucky. https://t.co/PiLXU187Cz
- Sun, 05:08 – RT @LadyShinga: Keep wooing your long-term romantic partners. When in doubt, be the Gomez to their Morticia
Category: Twitter digest
Automatic digests of Twitter activity.
Twitter digest for week ending 2017-10-08
- Tue, 22:34 – RT @bratterz: To pass certification, the devs of Sonic 3D had any game crash lead to a 'secret' level select screen.
The boldness of it. I…
- Wed, 00:23 – RT @trixieleitz: OMG it actually happened…. @RikerGoogling @Dropbox https://t.co/UjokmQ6dwr
- Wed, 23:15 – RT @luv2shit: this train is the most optimistic thing in new york https://t.co/y9mpnHuIHq
- Wed, 23:56 – RT @nowviskie: I’m glad I already solved this hotel shower when it was a puzzle in “Myst.” https://t.co/jkjphXyAje
- Thu, 11:44 – RT @michael_nielsen: Brian Eno on the design specs for the Windows 95 startup chime: https://t.co/a2mFs0PQVE
- Thu, 13:46 – @azurelunatic Is this the first attempt, or have you tried other flavors first? in reply to azurelunatic
- Sat, 07:04 – RT @MeetAnimals: If You Ever Feel Sad, These 13 Highland Cattle Calves Will Make You Smile https://t.co/seOEgmtvtu
- Sun, 00:02 – RT @maggiekb1: It's like a balloon in the R'lyeh Thanksgiving Day Parade. https://t.co/QPEY53op1k
Twitter digest for week ending 2017-10-01
- Tue, 18:07 – RT @JamesUrbaniak: What is this, LIVEJOURNAL??
- Tue, 20:34 – RT @TristanACooper: remember the time Cup Noodle made a fake Kiki's Delivery Service sequel trailer and we all had a good laugh oh boy haha…
- Tue, 20:42 – RT @owlsarealright: @TristanACooper @NateMing So hyped for Cup Noodles Season 2
- Tue, 22:35 – RT @caitlin__kelly: 139 characters https://t.co/WkfdXL8oLh
- Tue, 22:35 – RT @lowercaserho: Is there anyone left who actually likes Twitter? Or are we all just here out of inertia, Stockholm syndrome, and hating F…
- Wed, 23:06 – RT @scalzi: Not nearly enough of you have seen this yet. https://t.co/YoW2xHO78v
- Fri, 00:41 – RT @TEDxErie: Wanna get involved? It's still not too late. We need show day volunteers. If you're available and want to help… https://…
- Fri, 20:25 – RT @EmilyGorcenski: RT if you remember the joy of degaussing monitors.
BWOOOONGGGGGGGGGG
- Fri, 20:28 – 24 hours ago I was watching Bernadette Peters in concert in Erie, now I'm waiting for a plane in Las Vegas. When did my life get like this?
- Fri, 20:52 – RT @quiet_ellie: Guys maintenance tried to visit my house today and only left this on the door I'm crying https://t.co/bfFXHfFqCs
- Fri, 22:17 – @coffeechica So sorry. Anything we can do to help? in reply to coffeechica
- Fri, 22:22 – @coffeechica 💖 in reply to coffeechica
- Sat, 10:37 – RT @RuthanneReid: Are you happy, @neilhimself? Do you see what you've done? https://t.co/abU4aRSdam
Twitter digest for week ending 2017-09-24
- Mon, 14:12 – Guess whose shower broke this morning, sending water running out the ceiling of the floor below.
- Mon, 14:13 – Guess whose landlord finally, after two years of complaint that it needs to be fixed, is replacing the shower faucet.
- Tue, 13:51 – Hey @AirbnbHelp or @Airbnb, how do I contact you to make a claim under your Extenuating Circumstances Policy?
- Thu, 00:39 – RT @Sci_Phile: If you blow air through sand, it becomes a “fluidized bed,” and acts just like a liquid https://t.co/5fJZMClJsO
- Thu, 22:27 – @UrsulaV High priest of the shrike cult? in reply to UrsulaV
- Thu, 22:54 – @netflix & @hulu, you need to keep #Leverage available on streaming. It’s an incredible show with a great message of hope. @jonrog1
- Sun, 04:01 – Sam Vimes. Or Nick Charles. https://t.co/oyMeQTp5tL
Twitter digest for week ending 2017-09-17
- Tue, 22:52 – RT @Advil: i just found out that the division symbol (÷) is just a blank fraction with dots replacing the numerator and denominator. oh my…
- Wed, 00:32 – RT @ASmallFiction: It was the witching hour. Midnight.
The witches weren't sure why their hour had to be so late.
More than one cauldron…
- Thu, 00:39 – RT @ksonney: @Taliabear @UrsulaV Kerning TIme
One last call for fonts & all so finish your spacing and tears
Kerning Time
You don't have go… - Thu, 16:53 – RT @PuzzlePirates: Full Steam ahead, mates. Dark Seas is now live! Come set sail with us as we chart a course for new adventures. https://t…
- Sun, 05:24 – RT @FluffSociety: "spider cat, spider cat. don't you tell him he can't do that. " https://t.co/FpcTeuKLMX
Twitter digest for week ending 2017-09-10
- Mon, 17:22 – RT @RealAliciaMayer: 'Letter of the Week' or 'Letter of the goddamn YEAR?' https://t.co/oNESYtnYM1
- Mon, 21:17 – RT @4danlopez: Schoolgirl pulls 4ft sword from Cornish lake https://t.co/41spSqrWKI https://t.co/HCsP29M4bR
- Tue, 18:40 – @UrsulaV Is that a good thing or a bad thing? in reply to UrsulaV
- Wed, 22:36 – RT @SChakrabs: I love the absolute dead-pan chapter titles of medieval Arabic works. https://t.co/ylGWSHfYU3
- Sat, 16:51 – RT @patio11: If someone has opened an account in your name do not call the bank and ask them to close it. You do not have or want authority…
- Sat, 16:52 – RT @patio11: I followed up on this tweetstorm with a longer version here: https://t.co/0cL8wiD5z3
- Sun, 21:07 – RT @goulcher: This guy is an actual magician https://t.co/TO7s6mbeP8
Twitter digest for week ending 2017-09-03
- Mon, 11:00 – RT @NeolithicSheep: If we refuse to do the work for fear we might accidentally help someone whose vote we don't approve of, we become monst…
- Wed, 12:03 – RT @DanWilbur: Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Does whatever a spider can.
Crawls in your shower and watches you.
Only lives for a year or two. - Wed, 12:06 – RT @GrimbyTweets: I feel like these guys sell you the best potions & weapons but you need to idk pay them in rare beans and single malt… @U…
- Fri, 09:41 – RT @alicegoldfuss: dudes are so obsessed with being alpha males, like where can I find a stable release male with some up-to-date docs
- Fri, 09:43 – RT @KittrelCoyote: Jackalope Hives
@ursulav
#RuinABookInOneLetter
(But you should totally read jackalope wives!) - Fri, 09:48 – RT @RandyCromwell: Pilates of the Carribean
- Fri, 09:48 – RT @maryannmarlowe: Clan of the Care Bear
- Fri, 10:35 – Bryony and Moses
Twitter digest for week ending 2017-08-27
- Tue, 13:15 – RT @The_SolarSystem: One of the best #eclipse photos I've seen… #space A TURTLE ECLIPSE 🐢 https://t.co/svReAgbotZ
- Wed, 12:16 – RT @ravingsockmonky: [Thread]
Before I stopped going to church, I heard one last sermon that's forever burned in my memory. It shocked me T… - Wed, 12:32 – RT @DixonPolice: (1/2) If you find an unexploded WWII anti-tank round in your home, PLEASE, don't drive it to the police department in a ca…
- Wed, 22:31 – RT @samstein: This Guy Tricks Pro-Trump Media Into Confusing Every Campaign Rally for the 2016 Cavaliers Championship Parade https://t.co/E…
Twitter digest for week ending 2017-08-20
- Fri, 17:21 – RT @atDavidHoffman: Dear God, if you want us to impeach Trump, give us a sign. Like blot out the sun… Anytime in the next week. Thanks, Am…
- Fri, 22:10 – @solarbirdy I'm setting up my new WordPress blog and I was curious what commenting plugin you're using on yours.
- Fri, 22:23 – RT @DickKingSmith: Cord-free. Hassle-free. Powerful suction.
Hamsters™ https://t.co/0So5nTRh78 - Fri, 22:27 – @GeoffThorne Galactus or Silver Surfer? in reply to GeoffThorne
- Sat, 10:23 – @solarbirdy Well crud. Any chance you would share the name so I could research how it used to work? I'm mostly inte… https://t.co/NJJCYXy4JG in reply to solarbirdy
- Sat, 12:28 – RT @KevinKlaes: This person was sent to torture me. https://t.co/teZzGja7hJ
- Sat, 14:33 – RT @Peppdurr: This is quite possibly the most POORLY PLACED sign I've ever seen… https://t.co/eMNsZ9Pcih
- Sat, 23:45 – RT @NASA: Can't get solar viewing glasses? You can view #Eclipse2017 by building your own pinhole projector. Safety first! https://t.co/gEh…
- Sun, 22:06 – RT @cutemergency: This guy built his dog a separate room in his house https://t.co/mNyslae9rI
Twitter digest for 2017-08-17
- Wed 8/16 @ 11:43 – @alexvtunzelmann @UrsulaV Does it work the same with other colors? Or for men with non-natural hair colors? in reply to alexvtunzelmann
- Wed 8/16 @ 21:12 – RT @karencheee: How to be hopeful & energized to fight in the darkest of timesfrom Howard Zinn’s ‘You Can’t Be Neutral on a Moving Train’…
- Wed 8/16 @ 23:27 – “Better Off Ted” realized this was a problem in *2008*! https://t.co/APhi8gbKhF
- Thu 8/17 @ 10:25 – @jonrog1 I’m a fan of the idea floating around to remove the soldiers but leave the horses – it wasn’t their fault. in reply to jonrog1
- Thu 8/17 @ 14:16 – RT @UrsulaV: The arc of Art History is long, but it bends toward justice. https://t.co/WtNY4WTwvD
- Thu 8/17 @ 14:23 – Our Spirit store just popped up this week as well. https://t.co/kBsmxMPn9W
- Thu 8/17 @ 15:10 – @WolfBaginski @UrsulaV There was an episode of “McMillan & Wife” that had that plot. in reply to WolfBaginski