Snuffy’s Suicide Attempts
Poor baby, life is rough for you, huh? No one
seems to see you, no one notices your pain–
except for your friend Big Bird, but he’s always
off hanging out with his other friends. You
wish you were him, all happy and curious and
popular and bright yellow. You feel like his
shadow anymore, like the only reason you exist
is to amuse him. It’s hard being somebody’s
imaginary friend. But stop trying to kill
yourself–imaginary people can’t kill
themselves. Sorry. And hey, maybe tomorrow
you’ll feel better!
Someday people will see you, I promise.
Which Sesame Street Muppet’s Dark Secret Are You?
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And also the letter S and the number 3.
Followed Shortly by
You come from Dark Water. You are solitary and
find peace in yourself, or maybe you’re
turmoiled but pull off peace.
Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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Judge for yourself what this means