Twitter digest for week ending 2017-12-31

Mon, 00:48 – RT @MsAmberPRiley: This legit almost made me cry today! Thanks for posting this on IG @hitchmichael 🙌🏾 perspective is everything. https://t…
Wed, 11:44 – RT @here: How can location data bring order — and an advantage — if you struggle with too much #BigData? #location https://t.co/JjxMmtsUyP
Wed, 11:46 – @RebelsHeart "For Science!?" in reply to RebelsHeart
Fri, 04:03 – RT @cooltonedcutie: i can’t handle this https://t.co/ExuMvB0vw6
Sun, 17:07 – RT @UrsulaV: GUYS! They've got proof coconut crabs hunt birds! https://t.co/F3PWRqf42E
Sun, 17:08 – @UrsulaV Oh good, it's not like I needed to sleep tonight or anything. in reply to UrsulaV
Tue, 17:52 – @itsa_talia I add a ZZ to those names so the numbers sort to the end of my phonebook. Satisfies both concerns at once. in reply to itsa_talia
Wed, 14:31 – RT @AugustJPollak: Guys I just found out that super chill cat was from a neighborhood in Istanbul and when she passed away in 2015 the resi…
Sat, 20:39 – RT @daraobriain: Vicar st: Building a memory foam mattress from Brennan’s bread loaves; don’t put Wind turbines in the county with no wind;…
Sat, 20:40 – RT @daraobriain: That’s all the Irish gigs for this year. Tour recommences in January with more Vicar, plus Limerick, Castlebar, Killarney…
Sun, 13:46 – RT @daraobriain: Yes, I think this is my car https://t.co/azP8Eb22pZ
Thu, 00:48 – RT @donttrythis: Guess what this is?
It's an elevator. That I could NOT find. https://t.co/I3IA9k4eDw
Sat, 05:24 – RT @clarkeching: My 15-year-old daughter refers to my twitter friends as “nerds of a feather”.
Sat, 09:12 – RT @gaileyfrey: Alright y'all I'm alone on Thanksgiving and that means I'm teaching you how to make a Sarah Gailey Original called
Champa…
Thu, 11:31 – RT @mrjamesob: Remarkable to reflect that if Trump was still a mere TV star he would now have been fired over the myriad sexual assault all…
Fri, 00:11 – RT @adamheine: How "Baby, It's Cold Outside" didn't used to be about rape, why we think it is, and a subtle backstory for why some men stil…
Tue, 01:24 – RT @PatrickRothfuss: I'm not going to lie, folks. This grey Monday is weighing pretty heavy on me.
So I'd like to tell you a story about p…
Tue, 08:17 – RT @GeoffThorne: Tori Amos – "Winter" (Official Music Video) https://t.co/B2utU9XerC via @YouTube
Sat, 03:42 – RT @laura_nobilis: A day in the life of a software engineer https://t.co/hoaHiZ5AGd
Sat, 10:24 – RT @neilhimself: Is there a word for the almost immeasurably tiny feeling of satisfaction you get from putting in a USB the right way up th…
Sat, 10:27 – RT @jeremiahtolbert: Update! Talked with the wife. Turns out my toddler has been talking a lot about "When I was big." Like, he told her t…
Sun, 02:55 – RT @jonrog1: Ten damn years and nothing makes me chuckle more than “annoyed @ChristianKane01 “ https://t.co/f3elfyUarh
Wed, 08:53 – RT @arstechnica: We can make plants pass out—with the same drugs that mysteriously knock us out https://t.co/Ij56gAwjC0 by @BethMarieMole
Wed, 08:53 – RT @BWJones: The remarkable thing about this is that plants don’t have the same pharmacology as we do, and they lack a nervous system. And.…
Wed, 09:00 – RT @redpenblackpen: Billions and billions of snowflakes… https://t.co/o6adDRRjGr
Wed, 13:46 – RT @ThrillingAdv: Adventurekateers! You can now download our Nazi-Smashing Benefit starring @NathanFillion @autumnreeser @PFTompkins @paget…
Thu, 00:40 – RT @HelenBranswell: She's got a point. https://t.co/hhm8t26qnq
Fri, 05:25 – RT @sknthla: Christmas graphics have really improved in 20 years!
1997 vs 2017 https://t.co/tSVyt03Rae
Fri, 05:32 – RT @goldengateblond: Man the “inactive voter” crap they pulled in Alabama was even worse than I thought. Doug Jones HAD to have massive tur…
Sun, 19:57 – RT @cutemergency: https://t.co/IxdX4BDdPG
Sun, 20:05 – RT @PuddinHearts: There’s a bird in this Publix just shopping for birdseed like it’s nbd https://t.co/MLm6L9PC79
Fri, 21:06 – RT @jonrog1: A television shoot is basically a construction site where, once an hour, good looking people wander through. https://t.co/TkFU…
Sun, 19:18 – RT @RobynElyse: I will say it forever — all this relentless sobbing over store clerks saying "Happy Holidays" is absolutely, at it's core,…
Sun, 19:23 – @azurelunatic What's the calibration here? 1 bat is a few miles over the speed limit, 5 bats is never taking her foot off the accelerator? in reply to azurelunatic
Sun, 20:36 – RT @jaythenerdkid: happy hogswatch, beloveds. ❤️ https://t.co/59IzdNnjit
Mon, 02:56 – Hey world, do we think it's possible for me to go more than three years in a row without getting some kind of flu o… https://t.co/ArzB8sRRfm
Tue, 04:01 – RT @cyberpreppy: "Why are there still Christians in the Marvel universe with all these Norse gods running around?" Listen we've had radioca…
Tue, 11:34 – RT @TheoNicole: How do cats know the most obscure keyboard shortcuts? My kitten flops across my laptop for five goshdang seconds and all of…
Thu, 07:16 – RT @Daniel_Sugarman: The guys a couple of years above us let 5 chickens loose around the school – and, in a glorious mind-fuck, put the num…
Thu, 23:59 – RT @BayAreaData: Wait, why would 240 pennies and 252 pennies need to be different denominations? It's even worse if you consider the base t…
Thu, 23:59 – RT @BayAreaData: @neilhimself @terryandrob @caz_vancouver This endeavor has made me a proponent of the metric system because, to the world,…
Fri, 00:12 – RT @nataliehall: When two artists move in together and it’s not even ‘what do we do with furniture’ but ‘where the fuck do we put all these…
Fri, 11:42 – RT @choochoobear: I'm still angry we only got one season of "Brisco County Jr."
Fri, 21:51 – RT @textfiles: FOLKS, IT IS TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR ME TO ASK EVERYONE TO TRACK DOWN COLLECTIONS OF APPLE ][ FLOPPIES IN THEIR HOMES, SCHOOL BA…
Fri, 22:08 – RT @UrsulaV: Internet, I will give you a moment of unexpected joy today.
There is a Hermit Thrush on the deck, waiting for mealworms and s…
Fri, 22:08 – RT @UrsulaV: It occurs to me, for new followers—this isn’t a random wild bird, this is Thrush-Bob.
Thrush-Bob showed up as probably-a-firs…
Sat, 05:48 – RT @seanrose: Twitter’s “Who to Follow” suggestions are a genius, expertly curated list of people you already know and consciously choose n…
Sun, 01:34 – Harry Potter & the only time of year for the Miami relatives. https://t.co/xYZbIQrhft
Sun, 12:33 – RT @FeralCrone: When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said “Have you tried euthanasia?” and in the back…
Sun, 13:00 – RT @planetepics: Eagles Bring Baby Hawk Into Their Nest Planning To Eat Him, Decide To Adopt The Bird Instead https://t.co/ouxU9JmhkM
Sun, 13:06 – RT @neilhimself: Anywhere. Anywhere there is Internet. Anywhere people gather to dream and make love. Anywhere the BBC isn't firewalled. Br…
Sun, 13:47 – RT @cutemergency: Just a derpy 4-day-old goat. https://t.co/q1CmBhZ5Rx