- Mon, 12:04 – RT @krinndnz: it fucks me up that clickhole wrote one of the best single-paragraph horror stories I've seen https://t.co/zfi1tMPfvV
- Thu, 09:05 – RT @rahaeli: If you have never read Dog vs Sweet Potato, go read now. Put drinks down first. https://t.co/tHthqFK3Hc
- Fri, 08:51 – RT @itsboyschapter: We've been playing 'em wrong this entire time. https://t.co/AdzdBrLFp8
- Sat, 00:16 – RT @ABC: Final Friday the 13th journey for Flight 666 to HEL. https://t.co/2ZGs196jU5 https://t.co/bvFsAOGY4m
- Sat, 22:48 – Students just skipped four plot-critical pages of "Arsenic & Old Lace." Scrambling to figure out where to insert dialogue.
- Sat, 23:44 – It's okay. They managed to shoehorn three pages of that into Act 2. Audience definitely needed the info. in reply to hjhotchkiss
- Tue, 01:08 – RT @RosemaryMosco: I've been seeing this whales poster by Uko Gorter going around. I wanted to point something out. https://t.co/v8HyIgsAgX…
- Tue, 01:11 – RT @catesish: well that's enough internet for today https://t.co/ft1V7lm6wE
- Tue, 01:15 – @RomanZenka @ksonney Instead of chunk pineapple & ham try crushed pineapple & salami. You still get the sweet & sav… https://t.co/TQMC9qsnQG in reply to RomanZenka
- Tue, 20:48 – RT @UrsulaV: Turned on the heat finally, and the house smells like scorched dust. Which is a strange smell to find cozy, but there you are.
- Wed, 00:07 – RT @yeblod: this is a contender for best pun ever https://t.co/yG3C8kIEcN
- Sat, 03:40 – RT @edgette22: .@KFC follows 11 people.
Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.
11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process…
- Sat, 16:05 – RT @iAmAugustine_: 2 days ago, I named my WiFi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".😥 https://t.co/8Al… - Sat, 16:13 – RT @stavvers: English: actually several languages stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat. https://t.co/m8StniByxN
- Sun, 01:53 – This whole thread is made of gold. https://t.co/JFweWi7edb
- Sun, 13:12 – RT @KermitTheFrog: I still don't have my Halloween costume. I thought of going as a chameleon but then I'd really blend in with so many ord…
- Sun, 13:23 – RT @OtherMichael: There was a leak in the roof. The platform WAS very #wett. https://t.co/ajGzw2NcDU https://t.co/avFEmIqrIB
- Tue, 01:26 – RT @econnaturalist: Generally better to be good, but it's undeniably good to be lucky. https://t.co/PiLXU187Cz
- Sun, 05:08 – RT @LadyShinga: Keep wooing your long-term romantic partners. When in doubt, be the Gomez to their Morticia